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Our Plastic Surgery Sea Cruise will be stopping off at a variety of exciting and luxurious destinations. Just look at what we have in store for you!

We'll be stopping off here but only for a quick piss.

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Don't miss the boat back out or you'll wind up on a stick in someone's mouth.

I'll be stopping off here to pull some of that green leafy stuff off the trees.

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It's good for sopping up the blood.

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You stay on the boat.


If we're becalmed here out by the Cape of Good Cock, don't worry, it'll be an opportune time for me to use plastic surgery to fine tune your face rearrangements before we get back to sunny Jo-Burg where nobody will even recognize your face area any more.

Destinations

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