​TESTIMONIALS

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"Jesus Christ, what the F**K has happened to my face? And my f**king HEAD?? I can hardly f**ing believe it."

​​Samantha Luyt, Project Manager

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- I know Samantha, isn't it wonderful? All the best with your new head and face.  - Ost.

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“No sooner had we hit dry land then my awse was set upon by hoards of ravenous insects. What the f**k did you put in back there?”

-Yevily de Groen, Landscape Gardener.

 

 - Dear Yevily. I inserted a mystery aphrodisiac that will make you irresistible to men!! And yes, unfortunately, also irresistible to centipedes.

But also MEN!  -  Ost.

 

 

"Numerous people have commented that I now look like 'a chinaman'. I am not sure what to make of this."

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-Eunice Coetzee, haberdasher.

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 - Dear Eunice. 'Chinaman' sounds like a compliment to me! There's no denying the exotic factor involved in being a chinaman! - Ost.